Neymar is trying but really, it doesn’t work. Please cut that stupid mohican of yours.

Stephan El-Shaawary- someone buys him a mirror…what the hell is he thinking

Mario Balotelli- was he trying to get a role in Demolition Man 2- This style, straigh tout of the 90’s is defintely wrong- red card, Mario, off you go…

Marek-Hamsik-is-lucky-that-hes-a-pretty-talented-footballer-otherwise-wed-start-asking-some-serious-questions-about-what-on-earth-is-going-on-with-his-hair.

Ahh, everyone’s favorite drunk-Brazilian, Sideshow Bob-impersonator David Luiz, whose flowing locks always seem to get a mention in any ‘haircut’ based list.

Chris Waddle’s mullet was possibly the most perfectly sculpted mullet ever, outside that of Billy Ray Cyrus.

Carlos Valderrama had the best Afro of any footballer. It was wild and bright, and he just let it happen.

Some of Jason Lee’s dreadlocks are pulled into a ponytail on top of his head, and the shorter ones are hanging of the side of his face.

Whats is happening on the top of Taribo West’s head

For the 2002 World Cup, Ronaldo shaved his head, save for a little triangular patch in the front.